Susan

Why you should choose me as your African Bride:

It's only marriage, it's not like we can't get divorced when something better comes along or anything. If you need a life partner, buy a dog putty head.

What I'm looking for in my First-World Life-Partner:

Toe the line and you'll be fine buddy. You better be well settled and look like Vincent Gallo but none of that tortured artist bullshit. Nobody likes a whiney cunt unless of course you are actually Vincent Gallo. Even if you are, I'll get sort you out eventually. Must know how to change nappies.

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