Lucy

Why you should choose me as your African Bride:

Well like I'm at a very cool place in my life cause they're keeping the unlead on the market cause they were going to make it all the evil shit but they won't, so I'm pretty cool. Yeah, I'm great around the house like, man, the shit, I tidy the shit away and hardly ever pass out anywhere anymore cause I've learnt when enough 97 unleaded is enough at least I have most of the time, yeah. Cool.

What I'm looking for in my First-World Life-Partner:

Well, a car, definitely. He has to be independent and drive and shit and always have a car, and old one, one of those old gas-guzzlers that have to take unleaded. 97 Unleaded. And he needs a petrol card. One of those ones the garages don't check too carefully. He must take me horseriding and love children and care about the Middle East.

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