Wilhemien

Why you should choose me as your African Bride:

Listen. I will sommer be straight up. I'm a real woman, I love cigarettes, beer, make-up en crack cocaine. Ek is 'n lekker vrou and will keep you warm in bed all the time as long as you can spot me a fifty every morning before you go to the mines. I can cook, I was a professional seamstress and I give great hand jobs, many jare van practise. You sal die tyd of your lifetime kry. As long as those fifties keep coming, so do you.

What I'm looking for in my First-World Life-Partner:

A nice man with a sense of humour. Hard working, unbelievably gullible and hard working, long hours, I need time by myself because fifty won't get me past breakfast. Must have previous record of premature ejaculation with medical consult. And a sense of humour. Must like circles. Hard working. Dangerous mines.

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